kind of a chronicle of one o' my years. if I can make myself keep up with it for a year.
offical start of this blog: june 27, 2011 (I lied and started it on the 26th). purple plaid background initially chosen to match a pair of shoes I have (seriously). clearly, I didn't get raptured, and if you're reading this, neither did you.
I discovered today that people on Twitter get very, very offended if you state that a porn actress’ job is no less degrading than theirs. Jenna Jameson fucks people on camera for money. Other people work 18-hour days, kiss ass, and backstab just to survive in the corporate rat race. Bottom line:…
Here are five simple ways that ABC can quickly turn around the disaster that is “The Chew”:
1. Shackle Mario Batali to the kitchen counter so he can’t escape to go golfing.
2. Get rid of Daphne Oz and bring in Frank Oz, who can do the voice of Animal from the Muppet Show.
3. Less Ester C. More Special K.
4. Bring back Michael Symon’s soul patch. The show is soulless without it.
5. More cowbell.
In other news, the Statue of Liberty has started taking myspace photos.
(via slashleen)
I wake up every morning thankful that Odenkirk is on this show.
I wonder if I can get someone to make me one of these for my 21st B-day?
